pages 2-3: your true colours! part 1

You can click on the image to see a hi-res version. Otherwise you won't be able to read it. If you don't read it, you won't find out what colour you should wear in order to attract the boy of your dreams (as determined by TRUE ASTROLOGICAL SCIENCE), and without that knowledge you will die a lonely spinster! Which would not be good. :(

An extract (from Taurus):
Be very sure it's a reddish-orange you wear though, not a yellowy one - or you could find yourself just sitting there finding fault with all the boys in the room. Yellow's not a very good colour for you, it makes you too critical. Anything too bright just isn't you at all - but on the other hand, you don't want anything too dull either. Go for natural earthy colours with a splash of orange to liven things up.

Blimey. It's a minefield!

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